Thursday, October 25, 2007

Resident Evil Rat

I have not been blogging in a while. I have been a busy, busy bee. And in that time that I have been buzzing away, many an interesting things have taken place. Some happy events (sun, sand, sea) and then there was THAT nasty encounter of a rodent kind. I have discovered a vile and foul RAT lurking the halls of my pharmacy. It is really the MOST disgusting thing that I have ever seen in my whole entire life. Mangy stringy gray hair. Mean beady piercing eyes. A sharp yet crooked nose always sniffing, sniffing, sniffing the air for its next prey. It (Resident Evil Rat) wields a sharp tool used to probably hunt its meals and to stab the other rats in the back. It pokes its nose into every corner there is and leaves a horrible stench in its wake. Why has nobody caught it yet? I don’t know.

I used to really hate this rat. But the act of ‘hating’ is not only a waste of energy (I have now come to realize) but also rather tiring. I now pity this rat. It must be a rather friendless existence being the unbearable and despicable rodent that it is. So the rest of us aware of its subsistence are wise to avoid it altogether…to have nothing to do with it. Life suddenly looks up again. There might be a resident evil rat running around…uninhibited…but I believe in a greater good…a Higher Being. I believe in doing no harm, in spreading joy…love…peace. If I can’t do that…then at the very least…I refuse to spread hate around.

Some of you might be puzzled by this post. It’s okay. Buy me coffee in exchange for this tale. It will be the best RM13.50 ++ you will ever spend. Well…not really…but those who know me will know that I’ll say anything for a free cuppa. (NB: RM13.50 ~ the price of a tall Java Chip Frappucino).

By the way, today was a three cups of coffee sort of day. I would have drunk more (I certainly needed more)…but was not in the mood. Can you believe that? No in the mood for coffee. Gah!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We saws you - so we could believe that you cans have no mood for coffee. You be going all Ratatoille on that rat.

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